IJMC - The Farmer Went To Hell...

...the farmer went to hell...hi-ho-o-dairy-o...the farmer went to hell.
			 					  -dave







A farmer went to hell and the Devil put him in a little room and turned
the temperature up to 90. He came back the next day and the guy was just
sitting there. 

	The Devil said, "Geeze aren't you hot?"

        The guy said, "I'm used to it."

        The devil turned it up to 120. He came back the next day and the
farmer was just sitting there calmly. 

	The devil said, "Aren't you hot yet?"

        The farmer said, "Nope...I'm used to it.
  
       Now the devil turned it down to 30 below. He came back the next
day and the farmer was jumping and hollering. 
	
	The devil said, "What the hell are you doing?"
        
	The farmer replied, "The Cub's won the World Series...the Cub's won the
World Series.