IJMC - Anyone's Car Need a Good Tune-Up?

Tonight's post could be considered somewhat risque (not very, just 
somewhat). My thoughts on it are like this: if a young child reads this 
post, they're not going to get much out of it if they don't already know 
what a gynecologist does. Now then, do I think children should read the 
IJMC? Dunno, do you let them watch R rated movies? The IJMC doesn't get any 
worse than that anymore...and it's mostly better than what you get on 
prime time television in the U.S., but that's not saying much...      -dave





    A gynecologist had a burning desire to change careers and become an auto
mechanic.  So he found out from his local tech college what was involved,
signed up for evening classes, and attended diligently, learning all he
could.

    Time for the practical exam came around, he prepared carefully, and
completed the exam.  When the results came back, he was surprised to find
he had obtained a mark of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor,
saying "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, 
but I wondered if there has been an error which needs adjusting."

    The instructor said "During the exam, you took the engine apart
perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back
together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.

    I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the exhaust
pipe!"