IJMC - Poor Mir

What more can you say about a space station with the kind of problems Mir 
is having? Quite a bit, from what I've seen on the Internet. Here's one 
of the better (read: funnier, not more PC) jokes I've seen about our 
friends up above. And if I remember to, I've got another one for tomorrow 
night...                                                            -dave






         The Top 15 New Names for the Mir Space Station  
     
15. The AMC Spacer  
     
14. Uncle Boris's Last Chance Galactic Truck Stop & Fireworks Stand
     
13. I-Can't-Believe-It's-A-Space-Station  
     
12. Skylab for Dummies  
     
11. Emergency Vodka Storage Unit #6  
     
10. Absolut NightMir  
     
 9. The New, Improved People's Deathtrap 2000 ("Now with leaks!")
     
 8. Space Toast Coast-to-Coast  
     
 7. The S.S. Minnowsky  
     
 6. The Black Cat, Walking Under a Ladder, Broken Mirror, 
    Spilled Salt, Friday the 13th Space Module  
     
 5. Kaputnik  
     
 4. Cattlecar Galactica  
     
 3. Spacey Spice  
     
 2. The Amazing Orbiting Barge O' Death  
     
 1. Deepshit Nine