IJMC - U.S. Senate demands end to Web browser development

Now that I've gotten your attention, aren't you glad you use a relatively 
simple Internet technology such as e-mail? I'm sure many of you also use 
the web, hell, I even develop for the web...but still, e-mail sits there 
politely and doesn't change much. It's only when the web intrudes on 
e-mail that things get nasty...                                     -dave






This piece was found on Usenet, author unknown. At the rate Netscape and
Microsoft are slugging it out, this might not be far from truth someday! 
QuickTime Video at 11pm... -- Editor

WASHINGTON, D.C. (AP, Sept. 2, 2002) - Senate Majority Leader Ray Noorda
(P-Utah) today demanded that the Department of Justice order Microsoft and
Netscape to cease development of new Internet browsers, saying the
ever-escalating battle for Internet dominance had sapped the American
economy of its vitality. 

In an impassioned speech before the Perotista-controlled Senate, Noorda--
once a key figure in the information technology industry--claimed American
workers and shoppers are so consumed with downloading new browser
versions, Netscape plug-ins and Microsoft ActiveX Controls that they no
longer have time to produce anything of value or to consume products. "We
have been transformed from a nation of thinkers and doers to a nation of
downloaders worried about whether we are keeping up with the technological
Jones'es,'' Noorda said. 

Noorda's comments came only a day after Netscape released Version 407 of
its Navigator browser, which includes the ability to listen to AM radio
from any laptop. Version 407 had just completed its 37-hour beta trial,
while versions 408-441 are in development. (Microsoft, which has been
criticized of late for slipping behind Netscape in the browser race, vowed
to deliver Version 405 of its Internet Explorer "before the next major
religious holiday,'' though company spokesman Jim Manzi declined to
specify which religion the company was referring to.) Mark Gibbs, author
of IDG Books' bestselling Deleting Old Browsers for Dummies, said the
continuing instability in the Internet market has virtually halted
development of new applications. "How can you build to a platform that
only lasts 51 days?'' asked Gibbs. "The only apps being developed now are
crossword puzzles and 3-D, rotatable crossword applets.''

According to research firm International Data Corp., the average PC user
now has 62 browsers installed. That has significantly limited the
usefulness of the desktop machine because each "browser/operating
system/object bucket/API repository" consumes a minimum of 1G bytes of
storage and requires 256M bytes of RAM to operate (somewhat less if the
touchscreen option is disabled). Intel Corp. recommends the use of at
least a 757-MHz Decadium processor to support current browsers. 

"There is no capacity left to run any other application," said IDC Chief
Executive Officer Bob Frankenberg. "Our PCs, in essence, are simply
containers for browsers." 

In the late 1990's, it was hoped that the browser model of accessing
information would actually allow for the development of simpler, less-
expensive desktop devices that would rely on applications and data housed
on Internet servers. But the dream of the so-called Internet device died
with the release of Internet Explorer Version 231, which cracked the
800M-byte storage requirement and supported some 250,000 ActiveX Controls. 

"It's a shame, really," said former Oracle CEO Lawrence Ellison, who was a
vocal proponent of the Internet device idea at the time. "We could have
been freed from the Web of Microsoft control, no pun intended. But Bill
outmaneuvered us again," added "Big Larry" Ellison, who now runs the Used
Cars 'R' Us operation on the Auto Mile in Redwood City, Calif. 

In response to Noorda's call for federal intervention, the Justice
Department issued an electronic press release available on its Web site
(www.bookem.com). "We firmly believe the free market is the best arbiter
of whether development should continue on Web browsers and servers." (This
statement best viewed with Internet Explorer Version 396.)