IJMC - Boston Marathon Anyone?

Oi. Wipeout on a 75" screen. My brain hurts. Will I do it again? Hell ya. 
And then, against friends...75" vs 29"...<grin>                     -dave







                          THE MARATHONER
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This woman was having an affair during the day while her husband was at
work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend and she heard her
husband's car pull in the driveway. She yelled at the boyfriend "Hurry!
Grab your clothes and jump out the window my husband is home early!" The
boyfriend looked out the window and said, "I can't jump out the window!
It's raining like hell out there!" She said, "If my husband catches us in
here, he will kill both of us!" So the boyfrind grabs his clothes and and
jumps out the window! When he landed outside he was in the middle of a
"running Marathon" so he started running along beside the others only he
was still in the nude, carrying his clothes on his arm. One of the runners
asked him, "Do you always run in the nude?" He answered, while gasping for
air, "Oh yes, It feels so free having the air blow over your skin while
you are running." The other runner then asked the nude man, "Do you always
run carrying your clothes on your arm?" The nuddy answered breathessly,
"Oh yes, that way I can get dressed at the end of the run and get in my
car to go home!" The runner then asked, "Do you always wear a condom when
you run?" The nuddy answered, "Only if it's raining."