IJMC - We're Back! Sorta...

If the Internet wasn't chaotic...well, I wouldn't be having these 
problems. As many of you have noticed and inquired, yes, the IJMC has 
been rather inactive for over a week. Basically, my ISP went 
quasi-belly-up (give them a few more days to stop kicking entirely...). 
So, my DNS is confused and although my web server is working fine...it 
isn't talking to anyone. So, the daily posts got held up for a few days. 
I've got a fix now, although the web site will be offline probably for 
another week or so while I send Guido over to the boys at IARC (the ex). 

Endline, the IJMC is back. Posts resume tonight with two a night for 
about a week...and life goes on...                                 -dave








A farmer had been taken several times by the local car dealer.  One
day, the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming over to
purchase a cow.  

The farmer priced his unit as follows:

 BASIC COW..................................................$499.95

 Shipping/Handling......................................... $ 35.75
 Extra Stomach.............................................   79.25
 Two-Tone Exterior.........................................  142.10
 Produce Storage Comartment................................  126.50
 Heavy Duty Straw Chopper..................................  189.60
 Four Spigot/High Output Drain System......................  149.20
 Automatic Fly Swatter.....................................   88.50
 Genuine Cowhide Upholstry.................................  179.90
 Deluxe Dual Horns.........................................   59.25
 Automatic Fertilizer Attachment...........................  339.40
 4 X 4 Traction Drive Assembly.............................  884.16
 Pre-delivery Wash and Comb................................   69.80

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 Farmer's Suggested List Price.............................$2843.36
 Additional Dealer Adjustments............................. $300.00

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 TOTAL LIST PRICE (including options)......................$3143.36