IJMC Children Say the Most Adorable Things...

            IJMC - Children Say the Most Adorable Things...

But not in this IJMC post. Go to the web site at http://www.ijmc.com/ and 
perform a Search and Rescue for some adorable kid's lines...for now, just 
read on...of course, having read this myself, I'm going to be looking for 
the woman who got an "A". Are there any out there?                  -dave


 A little girl and her mother were out and about. The girl, out of the
 blue, asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?"

 The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll
 learn this as you get older.

 The girl then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"

 Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't talk
 about.  You'll learn this, too, as you grow up."

 The girl still wanting to know about her mother, then fires off
 another question, "Mommy, Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"

 The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, "Honey, that
 is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don't want to talk about
 it now."

 The little girl, frustrated, sulks until she is dropped off at a
 friend's house to play. She consults with her girlfriend about her and
 her mother's conversation. The girlfriend says, "All you have to do is
 sneak and look at your mother's driver's license. It's just a like a
 report card from school. It tells you everything."

 Later, the little girl and her mother are out and about again. The
 little girl starts off with,  "Mommy, Mommy,  I know how old you are.
 I know how old you are. You're 32 years old."

 The mother is very shocked. She asks, "Sweetheart, how do you know

 The little girl shrugs and says, "I just know. And I know how much you
 weigh. You weigh 130 pounds."

 "Where did you learn that?"

 The little girl says, "I just know. And I know why you and daddy got a
 divorce.   You got an "F" in sex."

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