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Date: Sun, 16 Nov 1997 19:46:17 -0800 (PST)
From: "David P. Thompson" <eatheror@netcom.com>
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   Snow White, Tom Thumb, and Quasimoto were having a bad day. 

   Snow White exclaimed, "You know, I don't think I'm the most beautiful
woman in the world!" 

   At which Tom Thumb chimbed in, "Come to think of it, I'm not sure if
I'm the world's smallest man". 
   Not feeling left out, Quasimoto sighed, "And I may not be the world's
ugliest person".

   Well, they all died on the same day. In heaven, they each had a meeting
with their Maker. Snow White came out of the meeting beeming to her
friends, "It's okay fellas, I was the most beautiful woman in the world!" 
   Coming out of the meeting, Tom Thumb bragged to his two friends, "I
really was the world's smallest man!". 
   After the third meeting, Quasimoto approached his friends scratching
his head, confused. "Who the hell is Yasser Arafat?!" 

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