IJMC Administrivia and Quotes

                    IJMC - Administrivia and Quotes

Well, it seems as if the IJMC didn't reach some or any subscribers the 
past few days...I hadn't had time to notice, but a few kind souls pointed 
it out. So...if tonight's goes through, but the last three didn't, I'll 
resend them. Otherwise, Netcom's going to hear from me...fast! Other than 
that, the cookie story I sent out a few days ago appears to have been the 
work of one Douglas Adams, one of my favorite authors. I had thought it 
sounded familiar...just couldn't remember where from. Thanks to those who 
pointed that one out as well. That's enough for now...quote time!   -dave


 When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky.
 A woman already knows.
 -- Frederick Ryder

 Men get laid, but women get screwed.
 -- Quentin Crisp (English writer)

 Women need a reason to have sex -- men just need a place.
 -- Billy Crystal.

 I love the lines the men use to get us into bed.  "Please, I'll only put
 it in for a minute."  What am I, a microwave?
 -- Beverly Mickins (American comedienne)

 Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women?
 So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.
 -- Mrs. Patrick Campbell (English actress)

 A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four
 times; her intelligence, eight times.
 -- Sanskrit proverb

 There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think
 there's a lot they don't know.  Women do.  Women want to learn.  Men
 think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
 -- Jerry Seinfeld

 March isn't the only thing that's in like a lion, out like a lamb.
 -- Anonymous

 Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last.
 -- Remy de Gourmant (French writer)

 A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers
 after four kisses.
 -- H.L. Mencken (American writer, 1888-1956)

 When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence.
 When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.
 -- Warren Farrell (American Psychologist)

 Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let
 her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have
 -- Lyndon B. Johnson

 Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and
 make thousands miserable?
 -- Carrie Snow

 The Lord made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer
 for her first question.
 -- Anonymous

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