IJMC - More Astrobabble

Well, it's not quite the daily Horrorscope but I think this should 
satisfy a few of you out there...for a short while perhaps. Or maybe even 
longer. BTW, I think I forgot to mention. I'm a Capricorn...        -dave

[Shure, ya wanna know my sighn?]






How many members of your sign does it take to change a light bulb?

Aries:        Just one.  You want to make something of it?

Taurus:       One, but just "try" to convince them that the burned-out bulb 
              is useless and should be thrown away

Gemini:       Two, but the job never gets done - they just keep arguing about
	      who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!

Cancer:       Just one.  But it takes a therapist three years to help them  
	      through the grief process.

Leo:          Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent 
	      will get a Virgo to do the job for them while they're out.

Virgo:        Approximately 1.0000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth

Libra:        Er, two.  Or maybe one.  No - on second thought, make that two.
	      Is that okay with you?

Scorpio:      That information is strictly secret and shared only with the
	      Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical
	      Order.

Sagittarius:  The sun is shining, the day is young and we've got our whole
	      lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid 
	      light bulb? 

Capricorn:    I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Aquarius:     Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so...

Pisces:       Lightbulb?  What lightbulb?


-Scott (A statesman is a dead politician.  Lord knows we need more statesmen)
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