IJMC - Halloween II: Electric Boogaloo

It gets worse. This one's a bit cliched, but hey, it's good enough to 
read one more time...and sorry about the last night's post not showing up 
for all of you on Friday morning...silly Majordomo was out with a cold. 
Or something like that...                                           -dave







A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a
terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.  He,
being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going
to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time
being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. 

The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and
as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. Since her husband
did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by
watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She
joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the
dance floor, dancing with everyone he could, copping a little feel here
and a little kiss there.  His wife sidled up to him and being a rather
seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his
time to the new stuff that had just arrived. 

She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband.
Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so
off they went to one of the cars for a little workout.  Just before
unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away,
and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his
behavior. 

She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time
he had.  He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good
time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He
replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there,
I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and
played poker all evening. But I'll tell you... the guy I loaned my costume
to sure had a real good time!"