IJMC - Day One, Take Two
Well, Netcom's actually being nice enough to let me send out two posts
tonight, I guess to make up for not letting me last night. Although, I
must admit my attention is rather elsewhere as I now have this thing
running around on my desktop. It's a cross between a llama and the anime
character Shampoo...and it's silly. I wonder how long it will last since
I really enjoyed when it screamed across my desktop in flames. -dave
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to
have sex again.
DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance
apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.
FULL NAME: What you call your child when you're mad at him.
GRANDPARENTS: The people who think your children are wonderful even
though they're sure you're not raising them right.
IMPREGNABLE: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.
INDEPENDENT: How we want our children to be as long as they do
everything we say.
OW: The first word spoken by children with older siblings.
PRENATAL: When your life was still somewhat your own.
PUDDLE: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry
shoes into it.
SHOW OFF: A child who is more talented than yours.
STERILIZE: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and
to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.
TOP BUNK: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.
TWO-MINUTE WARNING: When the baby's face turns red and it begins to
make those familiar grunting noises;(or is it TWO