IJMC The First Jewish Female President's Mother

             IJMC - The First Jewish Female President's Mother
I'm too tired to come up with anything witty. Writing a 12 page paper 
describing your growth and development during a particular phase of your 
life can do that to you...anyway, read on, enjoy, and try to find us a 
Jewish female to run in the next U.S. primaries...                 -dave

 The first Jewish woman President is elected, and she calls her Mother:
 "Mama, I've won the elections, you've got to come to the swearing-in

 "I don't know, what would I wear?"

 "Don't worry, I'll send you a dressmaker"

 "But I only eat kosher food"

 "Mama, I am going to be the president, I can get you kosher food"

 "But how will I get there?"

 "I'll send a limo, just come mama"

 "Ok, Ok, if it makes you happy."

 The great day comes, and mama is seated between the Supreme Court Justices
 and the Future Cabinet members.

 She nudges the gentleman on her right:
 "You see that girl, the one with her hand on the Bible ?...
  Her brother's a doctor!"

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