IJMC - Gift Wars
I subject this to you as it was subjected to me. With a groan. So with
that in mind, read on if you dare. Just don't blame me for the payoff...
Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader were having
their light sabre fight. The sounds of their
weapons crashing against each other filled
the walkways of the Death Star.
In the middle of their fight, the two warriors
became locked in an embrace. Darth turned to
Luke and whispered in his ear -- "I know what
you're getting for Christmas ..."
Luke was rather puzzled by this, but the fight
Shortly, the two intrepid fighters became
locked together again. Once again, Darth Vader
whispered to Luke -- "I know what you're
getting for Christmas ..."
Luke found this very bemusing, but with the
powers of the dark side to fend off, he had no
time to ponder Vader's strange utterings.
A few more minutes went by and the two became
entangled again. Darth moved toward Luke as if
to say something.
"I know, I know...." Luke had finally had enough
and said, "So you know what I'm getting for
Christmas. How did you find out?"
Darth Vader paused for a moment, and then, in
his most menacing voice, said, "I have felt