IJMC - This Message Does Not Exist Until May 18, 1997

Ok, so how many of you just finished reading the first post that started 
all this? Shame on you. Self control is a wonderful thing, just ask Mr. 
Clinton (ok, so using the president shamelessly in two out of five posts 
might be wrong, but the Secret Service haven't stopped by yet...). The 
President has wonderful self control as seen in tonight's post.    -dave






One bright and brisk morning, the president and a couple of Secret
Service Agents are out on their morning jog.

After 4 miles, Bill turns to one of the agents and says, "When I get
home, I'm going to rip Hillary's panties off!!"

The agent responds, "Feeling a little frisky today sir?"

Bill replies, "No, it's just that these things keep riding up on me!"