IJMC - Watch Out, He's Got A Shotgun!
"Hey pa, I wuz jus readin on this here in-tir-net thing all this stuff and
we're purty up to date." Ok, enough of that silly gander, on with the even
sillier post for tonight. -dave
REDNECK COMPUTER GLOSSARY
HARD DRIVE: Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires pulling a
trailer load of fertilizer.
KEY BOARD: A place to hang your keys
WINDOW: A place in the truck to hang your guns
FLOPPY: When you run out of Ploygrip
MODEM: How to get rid of your dandelions
ROM: Delicious when mixed with Coca Cola
BYTE: First word in a kiss-off phrase
REBOOT: What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff
NETWORK: Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line
MOUSE: Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in you beer bottle in order to get a
LAN: To borrow as, "Hey Dilbert, LAN Me your truck."
CURSOR: What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and /or
BIT: A wager as in, " I bit you cain't spit that watermelon seed across
the porch long-ways."
DIGITAL CONTROL: What your fingers do on the TV remote
PACKET: What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip