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This could well be one of the biggest Urban Legends of all time. But I 
still laughed for about half an hour when I finished reading it...I hope 
you enjoy it as well.                                              -dave

In a message dated 97-02-11 21:31:04 EST, GuruKassam writes:

 Normally when i hear embarassing stories about my friends i sort of chuckle
 a little and let it pass, however when my friend at CU boulder wrote me this
 letter telling me about her embarssing experience, as sick as it was i could
 not help but become hysterical and i know with the sick sense of humor my
 friends have, that ya'll would appreciate this as well.  i asked, my friend
 if i could write it up, she didn't mind as long as i didn't use her name, so
 here it is...this one's for you Wood.


 An anonymous girl lets call her jen, is a junior in college attending
 school in Colorado, like all college students, she is wrapped up in the
 partying and the wildness college life has to offer.  Jen being the
 computer science major that she is does however have a lot of work to do
 on her computer so when she's not out having a good time, she's working
 her but off desining computer programs and installing software.
 One day, soon after she had broken up with her boyfriend, she was home
 alone on a friday night for the first time in the three years they had
 been dating. she was sad alone and depressed, so she decided to make a
 new homepage.  she was playing on the net when she decided to get onto a
 chat line, being the wild psycho she is she decided to get onto a sex
 line.  So jen got onto a sex chat line and started playing around on it. 
 over the line, she met a guy who identified himself as jeremy, she
 started playing with him, she gave a false name, saying her name was
 "katie" and started getting into detail about what she would like to do
 to him with her tongue.
 he responded by telling her to picture being naked while his hands ran
 over every square inch of her body.  soon they were having cybersex. 
 this went on for awhile, and then she got off the line agreeing to meet
 him back on the line the following night.
 Saturday night rolls around, and Jen is on the line with jeremy again,
 they become even closer this night, so they continue like this for a
 week. at the end of the week, they started talking about other things,
 and got into very intimate issues and feelings.  they became close,
 exchanging their lives, jen didnt' tell jeremy she was in college,
 because she was afraid of sounding like an immature college girl.  she
 felt guilty, but
 after a few weeks, she really liked this guy.  This went on the two of
 them like this for months, and months turned into a year.  bye the end of
 the year they had exchanged the most intimate thoughts, and yet had never
 even spoken on the phone.  they were afraid of ruining the mystery.  they
 had done everything sexually possible over the net, they were
 affectionate as well, waiting for the day that they could some day be
 together.  they finally decided they had had enough.  they wanted to meet
 each other, they were in love and they had to meet.  they didn't care
 about age or looks or
 anything but each other.  jeremy told jen he thought she could be his
 next wife.  jen was weary at first but decided she didn't care how old he
 was or how ugly she loved him, he was the only one she could feel
 comfortable with.  so...they planned a trip to meet in vale, colorado. 
 they were going to spend the weekend together and finally meet.  jen
 didn't want the hassle of having to find him, so she said, why don't you
 just get the room and we'll meet in the room that way there will be no
 mistake.  jeremy agreed.
 jen showed up at the resort first, and checked into the room telling the
 desk lady to hold the key for the next party, so she went into the room.
 she wanted things to be special so she lit some candles, put on some
 music. she stripped naked and climbed into the bed under the covers,
 deciding to surprise jeremy when he got there.  the time soon came the
 lights were out, the mood was right, and she heard a key in the door, she
 heard someone walk in and around the corner, and she whispered, "jeremy",
 jeremy said, "katie?" (this was the false name she had given him.) yes
 she said, so he fumbled for the light, and turned it on to see jen on the
 bed naked before him.  then next thing heard around the world were two
 blood curling screams.  jeremy screamed, "JEN!!!"  jen covered herself
 up, and with her most humiliating voice said, "DAD!?!"
 think of what you would do in this situation..
 now realize this really did happen.
 their lives will never be the same...

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