IJMC - One Week To Live
No, it's not the title for a new soap opera, although it could be. It's
just a little joke about Bill Gates and the world. Again. -dave
P.S. Sorry about the extra header last night, I found a minor bug in my
new scripts...doesn't mean I'm going to fix it, just sorry it happenned...
God decides to end the world in one weeks time, so he first decides to
call together the 3 most important people in the world and warn them. He
calls together Bill Clinton, Deng Xiopeng, and Bill Gates, sits them down
and tells them, "The world is going to end in one week, go out and warn
So, Bill Clinton calls a joint session of Congress. He says to them,
"I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that there is a God.
The bad news is that the world is going to end in a week."
Deng Xiopeng calls for a conference of all of the millions of Chinese. He
says to them, "I've got bad news and worse news. The bad news is that
there is a God. The worse news is that the world is going to end in a
Bill Gates calls for a meeting of all of his upper level managers. He
tells them, "I've got good news and I've got great news. The good news is
that I am one of the three most powerful men in the world. The great news
is that we're not going to have to fix Windows 95."