IJMC The End to O.J.

                     IJMC - The End to O.J.

I'm curious if the O.J. trial was heard around the world. I know that I 
heard more about it than I ever cared to know. Even the media talked 
about how the media spent too much time on it...instead of shutting up. 
The trial is finally over, and here is one idea of a fitting end. -dave

A man, on his way home from work one afternoon in LA, was stopped in
traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than
usual, we're not even moving."

He noticed a police officer walking down the highway in between the cars
and he rolled down his window and asked, "Excuse me officer, what's the
hold up?"

"O.J. just got the verdict and he's all depressed.  He's lying in the
middle of the highway threatening to douse himself in gasoline and light
himself on fire. He just doesn't have $25 million dollars for the
Goldmans.  I'm walking around taking up a collection for him."

The motorist replied, "Oh really, how much have you got?"

"So far....ten gallons."

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