IJMC Still More Bumper Stickers

                      IJMC - Still More Bumper Stickers

I like a lot of these. If anyone has access to a printing device and some 
magnaplate, send me a copy of "Cover me. I'm changing lanes.". Someone 
could make some money putting these on actual bumper stickers and selling 
them...there are some good ones here.                               -dave

"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."

"I love cats . . .they taste just like chicken."

"Out of mind.  Back in five minutes."

"Cover me. I'm changing lanes."

"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools."

"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."

"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep."

"Montana - - -At least our cows are sane."

"Jesus died for my sins and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."

"The gene pool could use a little chlorine."

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."

"Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT."

"It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you."

"When you do a good deed, get a receipt in case heaven is like the IRS."

"Friends don't let Friends drive Naked."

"I took a IQ test and the results were negative."

"Where there's a will, I want to be in it."

"Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?"

"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?"

"Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its students."

"It's lonely at the top, but you eat better."

"Reality?  That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!"

"Forget about World Peace.... Visualize Using Your Turn Signal?"

"Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear!"

"Give me ambiguity or give me something else."

"We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse."

"Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."

"He who laughs last thinks slowest."

"Always remember you're unique . . .just like everyone else."

"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math."

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

"Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy."

"Consciousness: that annoying time between naps."

"i souport publik edekasion."

"If Clinton is the answer, it must have been a stupid question."

"We are Microsoft. Resistance is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated."

"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."

"3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't."

"Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?"

"Ever stop to think and forget to start again?"

"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!' ...till you can find a

"I like you but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic

"Sex on television can't hurt you--unless you fall off."

"I'm a corporate executive--I keep things from happening."

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