IJMC You've Been Working Too Hard

                     IJMC - You've Been Working Too Hard

...or at least I have. Granted, I just played netduke'nukem for a few 
hours, so maybe I haven't been working so hard...oh well, time to drop 
another rocket in a friend's back!                               -dave







YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN WORKING TOO HARD WHEN...
Relatives that have been dead for years come visit you and suggest that
  you should get some rest.
You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you
  have said it before.
The Sun is too loud.
Trees begin chasing you.
You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
You explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip solution of
  espresso.
You start to wonder whether brewing is really a necessary step for the
  consumption of coffee.
You can hear mimes.
You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.
Things becomes "Very Clear".
You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.
The less sense matter and matter is more than sense.
You begin speaking a language that only you and Channelers can
  understand.
You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you
  have said it before.
You yell "STOP TOUCHING ME!!!" even though you are the only one around.
Your heart beats in 7/8 time.
David Lynch comes up to you and says: "Hey!, can I film you?"
You and Reality file for divorce.
You can skip without a rope.
It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
You have great revelations concerning Life, the Universe, and Everything
  else, but can't quite find the words for them before the white glow
  disappears, leaving you more confused than before.
You can travel without moving.
Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.
You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.
You begin to talk to yourself, then disagree about the subject, get into
  a nasty row over it, lose, and refuse to speak to yourself for the
  rest of the night.
Teddy bears begin to bully you for milk and cookies.
You have an irresistible urge to bite the noses of the people you are
  talking to.
You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you
  have said it before...


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