IJMC The Pun Heard 'Round the World

                   IJMC - The Pun Heard 'Round the World

Who knows what happenned last night, I don't. Lots of little equal signs 
and numbers appeared all over the post. Here's hoping it doesn't happen 
again...and if it does, we're leaving the service provider sooner than 
they think.                                                        -dave

'Ears some puns from the newspaper world

A selection of headlines on Sunday and Monday from the Mike
Tyson-Evander Holyfield fight and its aftermath: 

''A Bad Bite for Boxing'' - The News & Observer of Raleigh. 

''Twice Bitten'' - Times-Picayune of New Orleans. 

''Bite of the Century!'' - Arizona Republic. 

''Bite Night'' - Lexington (Ky.) Herald-Leader. 

''Tyson's Tasteless Tactics: Bite Night'' - The Record of Hackensack,

''Reality Bites'' - Times Union of Albany, N.Y. 

''Did Tyson Bite Off More Than He Can Chew? Time Will Tell'' - Salt Lake

''Tyson Subject of Biting Criticism'' - The (Baltimore) Sun. 

''Biting Commentary'' - The Boston Herald. 

''Tyson Bites the Dust, Holyfield'' - Huntsville (Ala.) Times. 

''Holyfield May Take a Bite Out of Tyson'' - The Indianapolis Star. 

''Holyfield Can't Stay Unbitten as Heavyweight'' - Sun-Sentinel, Fort
Lauderdale, Fla. 

''Earmarks of cowardice'' - Houston Chronicle. 

''Earmark of an eerie night'' - The Atlanta Journal and the Atlanta

''A two-bit bout: Holyfield wins'' - Kansas City Star. 

''From Champ to Chomp'' - The Herald-Sun of Durham, N.C. 

''The Champ and the Chomp'' - The Jersey Journal. 

''Holyfield Still Chomp-ion'' - San Francisco Examiner. 

''Heavyweight Chomp'' - Philadelphia Inquirer. 

''Undisputed Chomp'' - USA TODAY. 

''World Chomp'' - The Sun (London). 

''Requiem for a Chompion'' - Philadelphia Daily News. 

''Sucker Munch'' - The Sun (London). 

''Biting Back: Evander has public's ear'' - Daily News, New York. 

''Toss Tyson Out on Ear'' - Daily News, New York. 

''Ear Flap'' - Newsday. 

''Ears Have It! Evander Wins'' - Montgomery (Ala.) Advertiser. 

''Tyson's Behavior Hard to Swallow'' - Providence Journal-Bulletin. 

''Dracula'' - New York Post. 

''Champ Chewing Over Legal Options'' - New York Post. 

''It's Tyson's Nature to (Ch)eat'' - New York Post. 

''For Tyson, Tooth Hurts'' - New York Post. 

''Now Ear This: Rematch is Possible'' - New York Post. 

''Lobe Blow for Boxing'' - The Tennessean. 

''Iron Mike Goes Down Biting'' - The Sunday Oklahoman. 

''Tyson Doesn't Gnaw What's Next'' - The Daily Oklahoman. 

''Ear of Scorn'' - Kansas City Star. 

''Pay Per Chew'' - Philadelphia Daily News. 

''Holyfield Lends Ear as Tyson Self-Destructs'' - Arkansas

''Ear-Responsible'' - Fort Worth Star-Telegram. 

''Tyson Scars Face of Boxing'' - The Guardian (London). 

IJMC June 1997 Archives