IJMC - The Pun Heard 'Round the World
Who knows what happenned last night, I don't. Lots of little equal signs
and numbers appeared all over the post. Here's hoping it doesn't happen
again...and if it does, we're leaving the service provider sooner than
they think. -dave
'Ears some puns from the newspaper world
A selection of headlines on Sunday and Monday from the Mike
Tyson-Evander Holyfield fight and its aftermath:
''A Bad Bite for Boxing'' - The News & Observer of Raleigh.
''Twice Bitten'' - Times-Picayune of New Orleans.
''Bite of the Century!'' - Arizona Republic.
''Bite Night'' - Lexington (Ky.) Herald-Leader.
''Tyson's Tasteless Tactics: Bite Night'' - The Record of Hackensack,
''Reality Bites'' - Times Union of Albany, N.Y.
''Did Tyson Bite Off More Than He Can Chew? Time Will Tell'' - Salt Lake
''Tyson Subject of Biting Criticism'' - The (Baltimore) Sun.
''Biting Commentary'' - The Boston Herald.
''Tyson Bites the Dust, Holyfield'' - Huntsville (Ala.) Times.
''Holyfield May Take a Bite Out of Tyson'' - The Indianapolis Star.
''Holyfield Can't Stay Unbitten as Heavyweight'' - Sun-Sentinel, Fort
''Earmarks of cowardice'' - Houston Chronicle.
''Earmark of an eerie night'' - The Atlanta Journal and the Atlanta
''A two-bit bout: Holyfield wins'' - Kansas City Star.
''From Champ to Chomp'' - The Herald-Sun of Durham, N.C.
''The Champ and the Chomp'' - The Jersey Journal.
''Holyfield Still Chomp-ion'' - San Francisco Examiner.
''Heavyweight Chomp'' - Philadelphia Inquirer.
''Undisputed Chomp'' - USA TODAY.
''World Chomp'' - The Sun (London).
''Requiem for a Chompion'' - Philadelphia Daily News.
''Sucker Munch'' - The Sun (London).
''Biting Back: Evander has public's ear'' - Daily News, New York.
''Toss Tyson Out on Ear'' - Daily News, New York.
''Ear Flap'' - Newsday.
''Ears Have It! Evander Wins'' - Montgomery (Ala.) Advertiser.
''Tyson's Behavior Hard to Swallow'' - Providence Journal-Bulletin.
''Dracula'' - New York Post.
''Champ Chewing Over Legal Options'' - New York Post.
''It's Tyson's Nature to (Ch)eat'' - New York Post.
''For Tyson, Tooth Hurts'' - New York Post.
''Now Ear This: Rematch is Possible'' - New York Post.
''Lobe Blow for Boxing'' - The Tennessean.
''Iron Mike Goes Down Biting'' - The Sunday Oklahoman.
''Tyson Doesn't Gnaw What's Next'' - The Daily Oklahoman.
''Ear of Scorn'' - Kansas City Star.
''Pay Per Chew'' - Philadelphia Daily News.
''Holyfield Lends Ear as Tyson Self-Destructs'' - Arkansas
''Ear-Responsible'' - Fort Worth Star-Telegram.
''Tyson Scars Face of Boxing'' - The Guardian (London).