IJMC - The Top 15 Other Boycotts of the Southern Baptists
Well, ladies and gentlemen (and all you new folks from the Center of the
Easily Amused at http://www.amused.com ), the IJMC is back. I can't say
with a vengence yet, but we're working on it. The web/ftp site has moved
from a MicroShaft NT platform to a RedHat Linux platform with is good
news for all around. Unfortunately, Excite's install script is rather
broken as of yet so the search engine is offline right now until I can
hack it properly. But, we're back, and soon to be better than ever. There
will be some more changes over the next month, so bear with us, we're just
trying to make life a little easier all around... -dave
15> Christmas carols, for promoting gay apparel
14> The Food Channel, because of repeated use of the terms "Beef
Tenderloins" and "Chicken Breast"
13> Devils Food Chocolate Birthday Cakes--oh, what the heck,
12> Richard Simmons, because "There's something just not quite
right about that man."
11> McDonald's, because "They're Irish."
10> "Poblec Skools"
9> No more Marilyn Manson concerts performed in Disney-owned
8> Pink Panther - gay or communist, hard to tell, doesn't
7> Warner Brothers for putting a talking, naked-from-the-waist-
down pig in their cartoons
6> Ben-Gay Ointment
5> Marvin Gaye records
4> The Smithsonian's Homo Erectus exhibit
3> Mentos? The *Devil's* candy!
2> Federal Express - no respectable company says "package" in
and the Number 1 Other Boycott of the Southern Baptists...
1> The New York Yankees, because George Steinbrenner is an
assho -- Uh, a wretched sinner
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