IJMC The Past Year In Law Enforcement

                 IJMC - The Past Year In Law Enforcement

Well, it's pretty much over. I've got a week to look forward to little 
but one exam and one day of work...it's gonna be great. I've got a web 
site to update, a client to catch, a new job to find, a boss to stick it 
to, a girlfriend to keep, a programming language to learn, games to play, 
and a real big bed to sleep in as much as I can. It's gonna be great. Now 
if only I had a tee-shirt that said "look in the pot" in backwards 
chinese. Then, life would be grand.                                 -dave


The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the
best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a
test.  He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in.  They place animal informants throughout the forest.
They question all plant and mineral witnesses.  After three months of
extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in.  After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest,
killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies.
The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in.  They come out two hours later with a badly beaten
bear.  The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!

Case closed.

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