IJMC - Top 10 Signs I Ought to Drink Too Much This Weekend

Ok, so maybe the title is a little off from what the basis of this 
message entails. I'm going tomorrow to begin a trek to the land of 
Hackensack, NJ for my cousin's first wedding. Oh boy. So the IJMC will 
be a little stilted like last weekend. Two today, and lots when I get 
back. Why? Cause I can.                                          -dave






TOP TEN Signs You Drank Too Much This Weekend
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10. You spent Sunday night in jail for cow-tipping -- with your Oldsmobile.

9. Thanks to you, Jack Daniels stock is up 15 1/4 since Friday.

8. For the money you spent on Thunderbird, you could've bought the car.

7. You're now the proud inventor of the "Slim Jim": Ultra Slim-Fast
shakes made with Jim Beam.

6. Absolut wants to run an add featuring a picture of your liver in the
shape of a bottle.

5. Yet again, dry cleaner employees greet you with, "Hey, it's
VomitMan!"

4. The doorman asks for your I.D. just to see how long it'll take
you to find your pants.

3. Your liver, in a fit of pique, leaps out of your abdominal
cavity into a pan of frying onions.

2. Worried friends call Monday morning to make sure you returned
the goat.

1. You're now sober enough to realize "Drink Canada Dry" is a
slogan and not a personal challenge.