IJMC - Yet Another Blonde Joke
You know, old episodes of Saturday Night Live are sometimes very scary.
Just remember, Buckwheat was shot and America was stunned. And every time
they replay the footage, it slows down more and more. I need to finish
these and get to sleep. Oi. -dave
A blonde named Judi and a redhead met in a bar after work
for a drink, and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was
shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. Judi bet
the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead
replied, "I'll take that bet!"
Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so Judi gave the
redhead the $50 she owed. The redhead said "I can't take
this, you're my friend". Judi said "No. A bet's a bet".
So the redhead said "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the
5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money".
Judi replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump
again!"
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