IJMC - Let the Fan Hit the...

Ok, well, I'm going to play catch-up here. The last post I sent was on 
Thursday and it's now Monday. So here we go. And I'm going to play it 
safe and just leave my life for the past few days out of your lives. It's 
better for all of us. So enjoy four at once, and try not to overload... 
it will happen again on Wednesday.                                  -dave







THE FLY THAT COULDN'T FLY:

There was a fly buzzing around a barn one day when he happened on a pile
of fresh cow manure. Due to the fact that it had been hours since his last
meal, he flew down and began to eat. He ate and ate and ate. 

Finally, he decided he had eaten enough and tried to fly away. He had
eaten too much though, and could not get off the ground. As he looked
around wondering what to do now, he spotted a pitchfork leaning up against
the wall. He climbed to the top of the handle and jumped off, thinking
that once he got airborne, he would be able to take flight. 

Unfortunately he was wrong and dropped like a rock, splatting when he hit
the floor. 

The moral to the story is: Never fly off the handle when you're full of
shit.