IJMC - That Four Letter Word...

...Golf. It causes so many problems. An old flame of mine took up golf so 
her significant other (love those 90's...) and her could share a hobby. 
Tell me that's not going to lead to disaster? But anyway, here's one 
little story (fictional, I hope) about one side trip to that large green 
field they call a golf course.                                      -dave






Two men are having an awfully slow round of golf because the
two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap,
lake, and rough on the course, and they didn't bother to wave the
men on through, which is proper golf etiquette.

After two hours of waiting and waiting, one man said, " I think I'll
walk up there and ask those gals to let us play through. "  He
walked out to the fairway, got halfway to the ladies, stopped,
turned around and came back, explaining, " I can't do it.  One of
those women is my wife and the other is my mistress.  Maybe
you'd better go talk to them."

The second man walked toward the ladies, go halfway there
and, just as his partner had done, stopped, turned around and
walked back.

He smiled sheepishly and said, " Small World! "