IJMC - Fire, Fire, Fire!
Heh, heh, he said fire. Luckily, today's (yesterday's? I know I'm a day
behind until now...oh well, maybe someday I'll remember where I was and
what I was doing when I didn't send out the night's post...now back to
what I was saying) post is a good bit funnier than a Beavis and Butthead
show...although maybe not as funny as a good Rugrats. -dave
A North Carolina man, having bought several expensive cigars,
insured them against... get this... fire. After he had smoked them,
he then decided that he had a claim against the insurance company
and filed.
The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason
that the man had consumed the cigar normally. The man sued.
The judge stated that since the company had insured the cigars
against fire, they were obligated to pay.
After the man accepted payment for his claim, the company then
had him arrested... for arson.
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