Subject: Re: IJMC - International Slams (fwd)
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                   IJMC - Yet Another, International Slam


Ok, so maybe Alabama isn't quite International yet. That doesn't stop us 
from occassionally wishing it was another state. I mean, it would be 
great to say, "Awh shucks, I can't go to Alabama with you, my passport 
expired." Really now, there are some good things in the state...but most 
of them are able to travel to Atlanta so that wouldn't be so bad.  -dave






Subject: Re: IJMC - International Slams

In the same vein,. I thought I'd pass this joke I heard at work along.

A man from Alabama walks into a store, walks up to the counter and says "I'd
like to have an RC Cola and a Moon Pie."

The storekeeper say "You must be from Alabama!"

This pisses off the man from Alabama.  "How dare you stereotype me just
because I ordered an RC and a Moon Pie?  Do you think ever man who comes in
here and orders a Polish Sausage is Polish?"

The storekeeper says "Well, sir, I don't know.  It's never come up.."

This makes the man from Alabama even more mad.  "If a person comes in here
and orders Kosher Pork, do you automatically think he's a Jew?"

Again the storekeeper says "Well, sir, I don't know.  It's never come up."

The man from Alabama is still steaming.  "Then how can *you* stereotype *me*
when I order a Moon Pie and an RC????"

The storekeeper looks him straight in the eyes and says "Because, sir, this
is a Hardware Store!"