IJMC - International Slams

Well, here's yet another Polish joke. The IJMC is truly international; 
this joke was submitted from Israel to put down Polacks, Jews, and 
Italians...ain't the Internet great?                             -dave






  There were these three guys, a Polish guy, an Italian guy, and a
  Jewish guy. They all worked together at a factory. Everyday they
  notice that their boss leaves work a little early. So one day they 
  meet together and say that today when the boss leaves, they'll all 
  leave early too. The boss left and so did they. The Jewish guy goes 
  home and goes to rest so he can get an early start. The Italian guy 
  goes home and cooks dinner. The Polish guy goes home and walks to his 
  bedroom. He opens the door slowly and sees his wife in bed with his 
  boss so he shuts the door and leaves. The next day the Italian and 
  Jewish guys are talking and plan to go home early again. They ask the 
  Polish guy if he wants to leave early again and he says,"no." They ask 
  him why not and he said, "because yesterday I almost got caught!"