IJMC - I'm Going Straight To Hell For This One!

This one is rather racist, something not seen too often here on the IJMC. 
But it is funny, and it's more against the racist than the races...I think.

On another note, the application has gone in for "ijmc.com" and I am in 
the process of building the new web server for the updated site. It's 
getting there...                                                      -dave





This from Jim Randall:

A Black man, a Jew, a Mexican and a bigot found Aladdin's Lamp, rubbed 
it, and the genie appeared.  The genie was so grateful that he offered 
each one wish.  He asked the Black man for his wish first.

"I wish that all Black people in America could go back to Africa, and 
live in peace, harmony and prosperity with our African brothers and 
sisters," the Black man said.  "Wish granted!" bellowed the genie, and 
the Black man disappeared!  Next, the Jew:

"I wish that all of the Jewish people in America could go back to Israel, 
where we would live in peace, harmony and prosperity forever!" the Jew said, 
and the genie bellowed, "Wish granted!"  The Jew disappeared.

Then the Mexican excitedly said, "I wish all of the Mexicans in the US could 
return to Mexico, where we would live in peace, harmony and prosperity 
forever, too!"  "Wish granted!", and the Mexican disappeared.

Finally the genie asked the bigot for his wish.  The bigot hesitated.  
"Wait a minute, genie, let me get this straight first.  You mean to tell 
me that all the Blacks in the US are back in Africa, all the Jews are 
back in Israel, and all the Mexicans are back in Mexico???" the bigot said 
incredulously.

"That's right" said the genie.

"Then I'll just have a Diet Coke."