IJMC - Lawyers Always Get It In the End

Or at least they should. I say we begin a movement to eliminate all 
lawyers by the year 2000 to bring in the new Millenium with good intentions.
No? You think not? You stinkin lawyer lovah.                           -dave

P.S. Yours truly doesn't regret missing the past two days worth of IJMC 
postings. I'm now a year older and a lot wiser. So there.





A New York divorce lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. St. Peter asked
him "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?

The lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a quarter to a
homeless person on the street." St. Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the
record, and after a moment Gabriel affirmed that his was true.

St. Peter said, "Well, that's fine, but it's not really quite enough to get you
into heaven."

The lawyer said, "Wait, there's more? Three years ago I also gave another
homeless person a quarter." St. Peter nodded to Gabriel, who after a moment
nodded back, affirming this, too, had been verified.

St. Peter whispered to Gabriel, "Well, what do you suggest we do with this
fellow?"

Gabriel gave the lawyer a sidelong glance, then said to Saint Peter, "Let's give
him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to hell."