IJMC - The Gas Grill

I'm going to be brief tonight, as my roommate's foot is about to go to sleep.
						   -dave





     THE GAS GRILL 
         
So this couple had been married for about five years, and one fine summer day as
they're out working in the yard, the man tells his wife, "Man, you're butt is
getting fat." 

She gets ticked off and moves to another part of the yard.  The guy follows her
and says, "You know that big gas grill over there. I'll bet your butt is as big
As that grill. It's huge!" 

The wife gets really mad, tells him HE can finish the yard HIMSELF and she goes
inside. Then the husband finds a yardstick, measures the grill, goes inside and
measures his wife and says, "Yup. They are both the same size."

The wife is livid! She doesn't speak to him the rest of the day. When the man
comes to bed that night, he tries to cuddle up next to his wife and says, "Hey,
honey, how 'bout it?" She thinks for a moment and pulls away.

"What's wrong?" he asks.  She answers, "You're crazy, if you think  I'm firing  
up that big gas grill for one little weenie."