IJMC - Four Surgeons and a Funeral

Or something like that. Just a little coffee room chat amongst four 
upstanding surgeons with different views on their patients. What else 
would you expect for the New Year? Happy New Year to everyone on the 
IJMC, whether an old trooper or a new recruit. Make it a good one!
						-dave


Surgery
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Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.
The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to opperate on. You
open them up and everything inside is numbered."

The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You
open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order."

The third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and
everything inside is color-coded.

The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They're heartless
spineless, gutless, and their heads and their ass are interchangable."