IJMC Familiar Sayings

                       IJMC - Familiar Sayings

My usage of the english language is not even good enough to try to parody 
one of these...I won't even try for once.                           -dave

P.S. William Branagh's _Hamlet_ is quite excellent. See it.


                     THESE Are Familiar Sayings???

1.)   Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minific.

2.)   Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate.

3.)   Surveillance should precede saltation.

4.)   Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.

5.)   It is fruitless to become lacrymose over precipitately departed lactic

6.)   Freedom from encrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.

7.)   The stylus is more potent than the claymore.

8.)   It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with
innovative maneuvers.

9.)   Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion.

10.)  The temperature of the aqueous content of an unremittingly ogled
saucepan does not reach 212 degrees Fahrenheit.

11.)  All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.

12.)  Where there are visible vapors having their provenance in ignited
carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.

13.)  Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

14.)  A plethora of individuals with expertise in culinary techniques
vitiate the potable concoction produced by steeping certain comestibles.

15.)  Eleemosynary deeds have their incipience intramurally.

16.)  Male cadavers are incapable of yielding any testimony.

17.)  Individuals who make their abode in vitreous edifices would be advised
to refrain from catapulting petrous projectiles.

18.)  Neophyte's serendipity.

19.)  Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of
hedonistic diversion renders John a hebitudinous fellow.

20.)  A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of a small,
green bryophytic plant.

21.)  The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the
optimal cachinnation.

22.)  Abstention of any aleatory undertakings precludes a potential
escalation of a lucrative nature.

23.)  Missiles of ligneous or adamantine consistency have a potential of
fracturing my osseous structure, but appellations will eternally be feckless
to render algesic responses.


If you want to test how comprehensive your computer's dictionary may be, try
doing a spellcheck on this document!  :)

                          IJMC - Correction

Ok, so I was tired last night...I have been duly corrected. It is Kenneth 
Branagh, not _William_ Branagh. Oops. I was worried about spelling the 
last name and dunno where I got the first...oh well.                -dave

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