IJMC Think Cindy Has Ever Seen This One?

                IJMC - Think Cindy Has Ever Seen This One?

If anyone on this list has access to Ms. Crawford, pass this posting by 
her and send me a recording of her commentary...I'd love to here what she 
and her beauty mark think of it. Then get me her travel schedule... -dave

This guy was stranded on a desert island with Cindy Crawford.  He was
cool, and he didn't make any moves towards her for several weeks.

Finally one day he asked her if maybe they could start up a physical
relationship, so as to attend to each other's needs.  Cindy said she
was game, and a very nice sexual relationship began.

Everything was great for about 4 months.  One day the guy goes to
Cindy and says, "I'm having this problem... It's kind of a guy thing,
but I need to ask you a favor."  Cindy replied "Okay," and he says,
"Can I borrow your eyebrowpencil?"  Cindy looks at him a little funny,
but answers, "Sure, you can borrow my eyebrow pencil."

The guy then says, "Do you mind if I use the eyebrow pencil to draw a
mustache on you?"

Cindy is getting a little worried, but says "Okay."  And so the guy
draws a moustache on her.

Then the guy said, "Can you wear some of my guy clothing, I need for
you to look more like a man?"  Cindy is getting a little disappointed
at this point, but says "I guess so," and puts on some of his clothes.

Then the guy says to Cindy, "Do you mind if I call you Fred?"

Cindy is now getting very dejected, and says "No, I guess not, you can
call me Fred."

So then the guy reaches out and grabs Cindy by the arms and shouts

"Fred You won't believe who I have been sleeping with these past 4

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