IJMC - Inventions

I want to make an apology about my Christmas Eve post two nights ago. I 
did not mean to imply that the Christian version of Christmas and what I 
choose to celebrate are opposed. My word phrasing was poor that evening 
and the only excuse I can claim is that I was tired. To any who took 
offense, I apologize.                                              -dave






The Invention

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven.  At the gates, Peter tells Ford,
"Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention, the car, changed
the world.  As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in
heaven."

So, Henry Ford thinks about it and says, "I wanna hang with Adam, the
first man."

So, Peter points Adam out to Ford. When Ford gets to Adam, Ford asks,
"Hey, aren't you the inventor of the woman?"

Adam says yes.

"Well," says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. there's too much front end protrusion,
2. it chatters at high speeds,
3. the rear end wobbles too much, and
4. the intake is placed too close to the exhaust."

"Hmmm...", says Adam, "hold on."  So Adam goes to the celestial
supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the result.

The computer prints out a slip of paper and Adam reads it.  He then says
to Henry Ford, "It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to
the stellar computer, more men are riding my invention than yours."