IJMC - Consider the Alternative

Short and sweet for now. I've still got lots to do and only a few James 
Bond movies left to watch! Then of course, X-Files, and life is complete. 
For this weekend, at least.                                         -dave








   A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to
send flowers for the occasion. 

   They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card; it
said "Rest in Peace". 

   The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.  After he had
told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was,the florist
said. 

   "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry
you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today,
and they have flowers with a note saying, "Congratulations on your new
location".