IJMC - The First Jewish President

Well, the flood is over. The web site is still down...talked with the 
powers that are again today...urgh...but, the backlog of posts is 
finished with...at least until New Year's. :) So, we're back to one a day 
like usual, and I'm tweaking the web server in hopes that it will soon be 
online again. Urgh. Have a good night, everyone.                    -dave





 
 The first Jewish President of the United States calls his mother in
 Queens and invites her to come down for Hanukkah.  She says,
 I'd like to, but it's so much trouble ...  I mean, I have to get a cab
 to the airport, and I hate waiting on Queens Blvd..."  He replies,
 "Mom! I'm the President! You won't need a cab - I'll send a
 limousine for you!"
 
 To which his mother replies, "I know, but then I'll have to get my
 ticket at the airport, and try to get a seat on the plane, and I hate
 to sit in the middle ... it's just too much trouble."  He replies,
 "Mom!  I'm the President of the United States!  I'll send Air
 Force One for you - it's my private jet!"
 
 To which she replies, "Oh, well, but then when we land, I'll have to carry
 my luggage through the airport, and try to get a cab ... it's really
 too much trouble."  He replies, "Mom!! I'm the President!  I'll send a
 helicopter for you!  You won't have to lift a finger"
 
 She answers, "Yes, that's nice ... but, you know, I still need a hotel
 room, and the rooms are so expensive, and I really don't like the
 rooms..." He answers, "Mom!  I'm the President!  You'll stay at the
 White House!"

 She responds, "Well ... all right ... I guess I'll come."
 
 The next day, she's on the phone with her friend Betty:
 Betty:  "Hello, Sylvia ... so what's new?"
 Sylvia:  "I'm visiting my son for Hanukkah!"
 Betty:  "The doctor?"
 Sylvia:  "No ... the other one."