IJMC - Bad Jokes

I'm not even sure why I'm sending these, other than because I had to read 
them myself...so now you do too...you could skip them, they are bad, but 
then, your curiousity's up now, isn't it? Evil, ain't I?            -dave








      When she told me I was average she was just being mean.

      "So, if I tie my serial communications cable into a knot, will that
    change the parity of the electrons?"
      "Of course it won't change. Recall that Yang and Lee got the Nobel
    Prize in '57 for showing that parity is knot-conserved."

      Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.
      One says to the other, "Are you all right?"
      "No I lost an electron!"
      "Are you sure"
      "I'm positive!"

      If you're not part of the solution, you must be part of the precipitate.

      Definition of a tachyon : a gluon that hasn't dried yet.

      An electrician was out late one night and met his wife in the kitchen
      as he sneaked in the front door.
      His wife asked, "Wire ya insulate?"
      He replied, "Watts it to ya, I'm ohm, ain't I?"

      Schrodinger's cat: "Mu".

      "You're a proton!"
      "Hey! That's a serious charge!"

      Can an english major learn math?
      Cosecant!