IJMC - Rugrats, the IJMC Post

As if the cartoon wasn't cute enough (justifies the continued existence 
of Nickelodeon - if I'm supposed to be too old to watch it, it should 
just go away and stop tempting me - just like pornography should do for 
the moral majority <sic>) tonight's catchup post would probably make a 
good plot for the cartoon anyway. It's far cuter than the last one I sent 
out about little kids...                                            -dave

 



A salesman calls this house, and the 3 year old son answers the phone.
The salesman asks, "Can I talk to your mother?"
The boy whispers in a very low voice, "She's busy."
The salesman asks, "Can I talk to your daddy?"
The kid whispers again, in a very low voice, "He's busy too."
The salesman then asks, "Is there anyone else there?"
The tot replies in the same quiet voice, "A policeman."
The salesman inquires, "Can I talk to the policeman?"
The boy repeats again, in a low whisper, "He's busy too."
The salesman again questions him and asks, "Is there anyone else there?"
The kid comes back in a whisper, "A fireman."
The salesman then wants to know if he can talk to the fireman.
And once again the tot whispers, "He's busy too."
By now the salesman is really wondering what is going on.  He asks the
boy, "What are they all doing?"
The little rug-rat replies, still in a very low whisper, "Looking for me."