IJMC - A Little Touch of Bad

This one's a groaner, but it's short. I'll probably send out two tomorrow 
to get the dates back in order...I think it's only Tuesday when it's 
actually Wednesday. Pitiful, eh?                                    -dave






So a woman is having car trouble with her 82 Volkwagen Quantum.

She drives to every garage in town, but no one will take a look at it.

Finally she asks one garage manager where she can get the car fixed.

"The University"

"The University is the only place that will fix my car?" she asks.

"Yup"  says the manager, "Their the only people experienced with Quantum
Mechanics!"