IJMC - Welcome Yet Again to the 90's

I'm clearly a child of the eighties. Why? Because the 90's are almost 
over and I'm just about ready for the first half of the decade. I mean, 
come on now, someone's got to slow down the pace a bit and tell the 
Millenium it's just going to have to wait a few years, because dave's not 
ready for it yet. Well, anyway, go read your silly post...it's simple but 
fun. G'night.                                                       -dave





A fairy tale

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened
upon a frog in a pond.  

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a prince and I will turn back
into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom
where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and
forever feel lucky for doing so." 

That night, the princess had frog legs for dinner.