IJMC - How To Satisfy Your Mate

This is tonight's last post (don't mind it leaves me a day behind, I'll 
just send out two again tomorrow night...). But with it goes a wish of 
good luck to my friend Josh. Have a safe trip and know that I envy you 
your journey this time. Take care and do well, I'm rooting for ya. (P.S., 
I heard B.U. is a good place...check it out)           Your friend, -dave





HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN EVERY TIME

Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix,
empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor,
placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite,
pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast,
minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave, return,
beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, show equality for,
spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust,
grovel, ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromate,
fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish,
upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug,
locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate,
repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die
for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine,
cajole, angelicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate,
alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify,
take her places, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence,
diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip,
flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle,
squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin'
in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle,
dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate,
indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship,
and then go back, Jack, and do it again. 


HOW TO SATISFY A MAN EVERY TIME

Show up naked.