IJMC - Computer Engineer's Haggadah

I'm not Jewish (even less Jewish than I am Christian...) but I got a kick 
out of this. Granted, I'm also fearful that someone might try to use it 
to teach Jewish history to geeks, but, well, oh well.               -dave






This item would only appeal to those who have some basic knowledge in the
following two subjects: Computers, and Jewish tradition (or at least some
Old testament stories) If Any of such exist(?!) then it might be nice to
send it along.......... 

    Computer Engineer's Haggadah
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    Release ISRAEL
    ISRAEL running in slave mode, cannot release
    Set ISRAEL;mode=master
    Pharaoh already running in master mode, cannot change ISRAEL
    Set Pharaoh;mode=slave
    Command ignored
    Load Moshe
    Done
    Deactivate Pharaoh
    Pharaoh account hard locked;cannot be deactivated
    For i=1 to 10 do plagues
    Are you sure? Y
    Done
    
    Release ISRAEL
    error: ISRAEL uninitialized
    Set ISRAEL = 600,000
    Done
    Release ISRAEL
    ISRAEL released

    Declare Matza;array(width=20,length=20,height=0)
    Done
    
    Move ISRAEL to Sinai
    OPERATOR WARNING! SYSTEM ABOUT TO CRASH! PHARAOH AND RED SEA
    HAVE LIMITED YOUR MEMORY SPACE! SAVE YOUR WORK!
    Save ISRAEL
    Specify save device
    Save ISRAEL with miracle
    Done
    
    Move ISRAEL to Sinai
    Done
    
    For I=1 to 10 do commandments
    Allocation conflict:Commandments cannot be operated with active golden 
    calf routine
    Destroy calf
    Done
    For I=1 to 10 do commandments
    Done; commandments stored on hard rock device

    Move ISRAEL to desert
    Warning! Command could lead to infinite loop
    Move ISRAEL to desert;limit=40 years
    Done

    Build Mishkan
    Syntax error
    Build Mishkan;owner=Betzalel
    Done

    Move ISRAEL to ISRAEL
    Warning: operand terms must be unique
    Move ISRAEL to CANAAN
    Overload: cannot move all of ISRAEL to CANAAN
    set ISRAEL = ISRAEL - (SPIES * 10)
    Done
    Move ISRAEL to CANAAN
    Done