IJMC - And It Isn't Even Doing The Backstroke

I think you can get a fly that will do the backstroke in Release B but 
only if you order the soup with MMX (Mystery Meat eXtrodinare).  -dave







If restaurants functioned like Microsoft:

Patron:  Waiter!

Waiter:  Hi, my name is Bill and I'll be your Support Waiter.
          What seems to be the problem?

Patron:  There's a fly in my soup!

Waiter:  Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.

Patron:  I tried again. It's still there.

Waiter:  Maybe it's the way you're using the soup. Try eating it
          with a fork instead.

Patron:  I tried the fork. It's still there.

Waiter:  Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl. What kind
          of bowl are you using?

Patron:  A soup bowl.

Waiter:  Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration
          problem. How was the bowl set up?

Patron:  You brought it to me on a saucer. What has that to do
         with the fly in my soup?

Waiter:  Can you remember everything you did before you noticed
          the fly in your soup?

Patron:  I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day.

Waiter:  Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the
	 Day?

 Patron:  You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?

Waiter:  Yes. The Soup of the Day changes every hour.

Patron:  Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?

Waiter:  The current Soup of the Day is tomato.

Patron:  Fine. Bring me the tomato soup and the check. I'm
         running late now.

(Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check)

Waiter:  Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.

Patron:  This is potato soup.

Waiter:  Yes. The tomato soup wasn't ready yet.

Patron:  Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.

(Waiter leaves)

Patron:  Waiter, there's a gnat in my soup!

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The check:

Soup of the Day.......................$5.00

Upgrade to new version................$2.50

Access to support waiter..............$10.00