IJMC - Absolut Workplace

And I thought a 1.75 liter bottle of vodka might last me a year. If my 
work allowed alcohol on the job, well, I wouldn't have a job for long. Or 
a bottle of vodka. Of course, they don't allow alcohol on the job but 
that doesn't mean I'll still have a bottle of vodka for much longer 
anyway. Hmm, anyone want to donate a bottle to the IJMC cause?      -dave






BOOZIN ON THE JOB...
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Reasons for allowing drinking at work include: 
     
1.  It's an incentive to show up.
     
2.  It reduces stress.
     
3.  It leads to more honest communications. 
     
4.  It reduces complaints about low pay.
     
5.  It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
     
6.  Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to
     hear.
     
7.  It helps save on heating costs in the winter. 
     
8.  It encourages carpooling.
     
9.  Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.
     
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work. 
     
11. It makes fellow employees look better. 
     
12. It makes the food taste better.
     
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted. 
     
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
     
15. Suddenly, farting during a meeting isn't so embarrassing. 
     
16. No one will remember your strip act at the Christmas Party.