IJMC - Another One Bites the Dust.

That's one thing they left out of this post. What occupation was the poor 
guy who died? I mean, if he was a carpenter, that's one thing. If he was 
a mechanic, that's another thing entirely. Oh well, the world shall never 
know, just like we'll never know how many licks to the center of a, well, 
to the center of a, well, you know.                                 -dave






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The priest, the rabbi, the doctor and the lawyer are gathered at a mutual
friend's graveside to mourn his passing.  The priest says to the others, "I
think our good friend would have liked to take something with him to his next
life." He pulls a $100 bill from his wallet and drops it on the casket.  

The rabbi agrees, "That's a fine idea," and drops his own $100 bill on the
casket.  The doctor, not to be outdone, does the same.  

The lawyer murmurs, "What a wonderful thought," as he gazes down at their
 friend's casket. Whipping out his pen, he quickly writes a check for $400,
drops it into the grave and takes the three $100 bills as change.  

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