IJMC - Do You Like Sauerkraut?

Do you like sauerkraut with your sausage? This doctor apparently found it 
to be an appropriate mix. Anyway, I've been told recently that these 
little messages I leave have too many "inside jokes" in them. So I'm 
going to try to cut back on them. Of course, that means I have no idea 
what I'll say anymore, but if anyone's got ideas about that, feel free to 
drop me a line...                                                   -dave

P.S. Anyone suggesting I simply shaddup will be promptly removed...




  A doctor started having an affair with his nurse, and shortly
  after this started, she announced that she had become pregnant.

  Not wanting his wife to find out, he gave her a large amount of
  money and asked her to go out of the country, to Germany, to wait
  out the pregnancy and have the baby over there.

  "But how will you know when our baby is born?" she asked.

  "Well", he said, "After you've had the baby, just send me a post
  card and write 'sauerkraut' on the back".

  Not knowing what else to do, she took the money and went off to
  Germany.

  Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him
  at his office.  "Dear, you received a very strange post card in
  the mail today", she explained.  "I don't understand what it
  means!".

  "Just wait till I get home and I'll read it," he replied.

  Later that evening, the doctor came home and read his post card
  which said:

                   "SAUERKRAUT, SAUERKRAUT, SAUERKRAUT
                     TWO WITH WIENERS, ONE WITHOUT!"